"What flavor were you hoping for?" Spring water is definitely a boring option, even if using a vending machine would be novel.

"Ah, no, I... don't have any money on me? I was just... looking to see what I might like when I do have money?" That's definitely not a normal thing to do, good job Airplane.

He turns to look at who he's talking to and holy shit that guy has the spiritual presence of a fucking mountain. He could probably go toe to toe with Zhangmen-shixiong. "Ah, this one apologizes for taking the space unnecessarily, honorable master?"